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SOME WAYS IN WHICH CHRIS BOSH IS UNLIKE BRETT RATNER:

  • *CHRIS BOSH is TALL, Talented.
  • **CHRIS BOSH Does not have that "forced intercourse" look about him
  • ***Unlike Brett Ratner, who is weak and mortal, Chris Bosh is 300 years old and can remain underwater for three hours
  • ****Unlike Brett Ratner, who has never given Borscht a dime or even a hug when asked, Chris Bosh donated 1% of his salary to make sure Borscht was able to create new works

Things BOSH IS LIKE:

  • He's a Bard.
  • He's an assassin.
  • He's a supporting player in a TMNT movie with no make-up.
  • Deadly tortoise, urban shell, nice arc.
  • Bosh is kinda what won at the end of Carpenter's Thing
  • (Keith David x JB Scotch x so many free throws)
  • I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
  • Words WHOSE RELATION TO BOSH ARE UNKNOWN BUT LOOK NICE IN A LIST TOGETHER

    • Copper Elixir
    • Summery Inglenook
    • Dissemble
    • Incipient Lagoon

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